Butlin’s recently ran a great PR campaign to find a new (High) Chairman.
We of course entered and submitted the following CV for Dexter:
CV of Dexter Kauder-Day
A determined, focused multi-tasker with excellent communication and influencing skills. I consistently demonstrate energy and creativity to multiple stakeholders within the family unit.
August 2011 to date
Chief Toddler at K-D HQ
Kauder-Day Household, Stevenage, Herts
• Team Leader to 2 direct line reports
• CEO of Cuddles at K-D HQ
• Communications Manager to multiple stakeholders (toys, peers, elders)
• Proficient in phonetics
• Part time food critic
• Biscuit tester
• Social media subject (Instagram #dexterkd)
• Wearer of big boy pants
• Excellent knowledge of the Octonauts and Marine life
A press release this week revealed a very lucky toddler has been selected to fill the position and be the poster girl of the campaign.
Better luck next time kiddo.
Thanks for reading
Mummy over and out