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Nearly 36 (vomits into hands)

Nearly 36 (vomits into hands)

When the fuck did I get so old? My body has felt so knackered since the beginning of the year. Even my right shoulder thought enough was enough last week and gave in, but the drugs were sweeeeeeeeeeeeet. And time has finally crept up on my face and the wrinkles are now appearing on my … Continue reading

Adulting

Adulting is quite frankly a pain in the arse. The realisation that you just can’t throw a paddy anymore, or sulk in your room for hours on end is like a metaphorical pie in the face. I’ve had to adult a lot this year. Not because I have two tiny terrorists (and a 42-year-old one) … Continue reading